did you guys know that I have an ask box
“don’t go on the computer when ur sick u need 2 relax”
computer too extreme
omg so exCITING
can’t relax on computer
no too intense
so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF
Must have cute embarrassment on blog forever.
his face in the second gif though, he’s just like
every time, every fucking time
Holy shit, that is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. *DIES
(Source: sarahchansan, via butt-flower)
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
(Source: pizzapoppunk, via perks-of-being-chinese)
my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it
(Source: ickno, via fuckilovekittens)
by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12